Finnegan’S Wake

Thats me over there. Im the one who looks like the science fair project. Im lying in the bed hooked up to all the machinery. My name is Williewell, really, its Wilma. But honestly, who names a baby Wilma? When the car with me locked in the trunk was pulled from the river, one of the investigators said I was lucky. Im not the kind of person that ends up in a hospital bedlet alone in a coma! Now the trick will be the following: how do I get out of the bed and back to my life? While were waiting, I might as well share my story with you.