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The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks

Clever Things to Say When You Fart
By:Bree Kingwind
Publisher:Open Road Integrated Media, Inc.
Print ISBN:9781612438962
eText ISBN:9781612439273
Edition:0
Format:Page Fidelity

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Cut through the embarrassment when you cut the cheese with this illustrated collection of jokes, quips, and funny comments. Everybody farts! But nobody knows what to say when it happens . . . until now! It's inevitable. There will come a time when you just can't hold it in any longer. And then, a fart. You've been there before and you will be there again. But what can you do in that situation? How can you break the awkward silence and move on with life? Cover it up? Look for someone to blame? Take responsibility for it and face the music?   This cute and funny gift book explores over 100 potential fart remarks that are sure to bring the right amount of humor to a variety of fart filled circumstances. Whether you're sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the office, this book provided a colossal collection of clever comments that are sure to clear the air.